platonic ass

sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.

Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."

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hardcore cuddling

sleeping in a bed with a girl and when things get heated, feet rub together. (no sex involved)

Friend: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Brett Farve: "Oh you know, we did hardcore cuddling."
Friend: "What the hell is that?"
Brett Farve: "You know when your feet rub. As close to sex as you can get without having sex"
Friend: "hahahaha"

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