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(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him awayΓ’ΒΒ¦ it's a catch-22.
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Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.
Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!
Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.
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Someone who attends the Burning Man Festival or a rave and decorates themself in copious amounts of feathers. Inevitably some of the feathers fall off and become moop, littering the environment and irritating their more environmentally-conscious campmates. Related to the Sparkle Pony.
Burner #1: Damn, was a bird killed over here? What's with all the feathers?
Burner #2: Nah, I think it's just moop leftover from a bunch of rave chickens dancing.
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A state of being that a former lover takes on once you've had sex with someone new and are no longer pining over the previous relationship.
I had such a great time with Jim last night, I don't know what I was thinking being so upset about Phillippe dumping me like that... I think being with Jim finally sexercised Phillippe from my mind once and for all!
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When you've had sex with someone but for one reason or another, neither of you reached orgasm. This leaves you feeling afterwards like you haven't had sex even though you have; frequently this means you want more.
Bro 1: Dude, why are you still thinking about her, didn't you two get it on at that party a few weeks ago? Move on, man!
Bro 2: Yeah, but we got interrupted before we could finish. Unrequited sex just leaves me wanting more.
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A Facebook friend who clicks the "like" button on nearly everything you post.
Yeah, this guy that I just friended on Facebook is a like-stalker - he keeps liking all my status updates. Not sure if he's a true stalker or just stalker-ish... but, he is kinda cute...
When you try to continue a relationship that started in a wild and crazy place but the other party declines. Related to the phrase what happens in vegas stays in vegas. Could apply to other places or events as well (not just Las Vegas).
guy 1: Hey, are you gonna see that girl you met last weekend again?
guy 2: Nah, she said she doesn't want to pursue anything in the 'real' world.
guy 1: Ahhh, the Las Vegas let-down. Sorry dude.
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