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sexercised

A state of being that a former lover takes on once you've had sex with someone new and are no longer pining over the previous relationship.

I had such a great time with Jim last night, I don't know what I was thinking being so upset about Phillippe dumping me like that... I think being with Jim finally sexercised Phillippe from my mind once and for all!

by snowscape September 26, 2011


name overload

When you've met so many new people lately you can no longer keep anyone's name straight. Even friends and family members whom you've known a long time are not exempt.

Friend 1: "Hi to Megan and James!"

Friend 2: "Not James...Michael dearie! James is my sister's son."

Friend 1: "Ooops, I am so sorry. I've been meeting a lot of new people lately, I must be suffering from name overload."

by snowscape December 07, 2010