Mudkipz

Steps Include

1) Grow out a** hairs as long as possible (over 4 inches)

2) Take a dirty s*** (prefered diariah

3) Do not whipe your a** hole

4) Wait a few days for crust to harden (DO NOT SHIT AGAIN)

5) Get a girl (WHOR*)

6) Pull out an a** hair

7) Get girl to floss teeth with it

8) All left over sh** in her mouth she must eat and swallow

Person1: Hey baby u wanna mudkipz
Person2: Whats that?
Person1: Come and see

Time Goes By
Person2: EWWWWWWWW I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH

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