kilt

1. An article of clothing worn by Scottish people, that appears as a kneelength, usually plaid, skirt

2. A greeting used by Scottish folk, similar to the way Australians use the term, 'Mate'

^ This can be friendly, but can also be rude depending on the context or relationship with that person. (see definition 3)

3. A term used, primarily by Scots, to refer to someone who's unpleasant.

1. "I'm gonna wear a kilt today!"
2. "Hey, my kilt! How's it goin'?"
3. "Ugh, he's such an annoying kilt. I can't stand him."