Monkey Fish Frog

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.

My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.

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Oklahoma Snake Bite

An Oklahoma female's vagina is too loose, requiring 2 nails in the top of the vagina in order to acheive a satisfying sex experience. When the nails are taken out, the holes resemble a snake bite.

My mom just dropped her 11teenth youngin, so me and my dad had to give her an ole fashion oklahoma snake bite so we could keep fucking her (at the same time).

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Retard Frog Squirl

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.

A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".

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