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donk

The art of taking your welfare check and buying a late 70`s early 80`s car preferably a impala or caprice then taking you next welfare check and buying the biggest, ugliest rims you can find and making them fit the car... then drive around spending all your welfare checks on gas and broken parts while you girlfriend and kids starve at home... and you must have the I.Q of a soap dish(most white people have higher I.Q`s)

Check out my donk....she`s rollin on 26`s.. now pass the colt 45

by soccerisstupid July 11, 2013

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soccer

a game not to be confused with a sport is were you kick a ball at a really big net.... that's it no skill or talent is required. It was first invented for mentally handicapped children but was soon played by people who realized they had no skill to play real sports. it is the most popular game in the world due to the fact that there are more unskilled low I.Q people in the world then there is skilled athletes.

Tony... I wish there was a game I could play because I suck at all real sports.
Luigi ... try soccer is super easy and requires no skill or talent. just kick a ball and run.
Tony... Thanks pal I think I will try it after I learn to tie my own shoes.

by soccerisstupid July 11, 2013

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