Zadie

A person, usually a woman, who has dyed hair, takes photos, hangs around bison, goes on scary walks by herself, likes to get completely shitfaced, enjoys taking Zoloft, believes in herself, does NOT like the attention, listens to that gritty shit, burns cars, wears hexagonal glasses, thinks plants are human, and will look at you funny.

Boy #1: Hey, look! It's a wild Zadie over there.
Boy #2: No way! I've always wanted to see on, alive in the flesh.
Boy #1: Is that $uicideboy$ she's listening to???
Boy 2: OMG! You're right! I guess this whole situation was too hyped up. People who listen to $uicideboy$ scare me!!