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The natural proclivity some people have towards ho-like dress and/or behavior.
Did you see what Becky was wearing? Her hoclivity for skanky clothes is unbelievable.
The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.
Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
To turn the name of a famous movie into a verb, usually in reference to an iconic scene.
Me: My girlfriend wants me to take her to the new romantic comedy, but she'll have to Clockwork Orange me into the theater before I'll watch it.
Friend: Nice use of a movie verb, dude.
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To skip or pass up something because you need to take a dump.
Man 1: You want to join me and a friend for a game of pool?
Man 2: You two go ahead. I had Chipotle for dinner so I've got to Bowel Out this game. Hopefully I can play the next one.
The burst of energy you get when you down a Mountain Dew quickly to get that sweet hit of caffeine you need to stay awake. Short for Mountain Dew Zoomies.
After a long day of work, I downed a bottle of Dew and the Dewmies got me through the evening.
The version of "God Willing" for use by atheists. Indicates a desire to participate as long as the void doesn't consume everything.
Man 1: Dude, you coming to the party this weekend?
Man 2: Void willing, I'll be there.
When you say you "Googled" something on the internet, even though you use a different search engine than Google. Usually done to avoid judgment by one's peers. Often leaves a feeling of deep shame.
Man 1: This dip is delicious. Where did you find the recipe?
Man 2: I just Binged it.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: I mean I just Googled it. Came right up. *Mutters under breath* Bamgoogled again.