Gungible

Policeman, copper, flatfoot

I was just doing 10km over the speed limit when I got gunged by the traffic gungibles.

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Contagious

1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.

1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.

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Token Cunt

Token, clueless female added to a TV show to fulfil the female demographic, the show having obvious masculine appeal with said female likely to be of more interest to the viewers than some 450HP motor going into an old Chev.

See - "eye candy".

The token cunt on the Rebuilders show managed to break a nail while sanding a panel - and was immediately swarmed with compassionate (and sweaty) male co-workers, offering sympathy.

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Clusterfuck

Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.

Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!

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Cunt

Despicable person.

Man hating/using woman.

Woman of low moral regard. See WHORE.

My ex-wife is a cunt.

Dont buy a car from that cunt, he'll rip you off.

Fuck off, cunt.

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Vote

1. An indication of personal preference, sometimes anonymous, design to effect the outcome of an event or choice or events.

2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.

Dont vote, it only encourages them.

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wet suit syndrome

Any act that makes you feel good, but is unlikely to be noticed by anyone.

See Voting.

Jack: Did you vote yesterday?

Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.

Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.

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