Srijay

One of the most sexually arousing nerds you will ever meet. Has long hair but not a long dick. Built like an anorexic, but at least he's tall. Will solve your computer problems with one hand, fingering your mom with the other. If you are a dancer and meet a Srijay, making mere eye contact with him will break his heart.

"Hey, who's that random kid by the corner? He's just been drinking alone the whole night, and he can't dance for shit."
"Oh dude, that's just Srijay"

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