daniel

Daniels usually have a face that bears strong resemblance to a homeless man’s foot. This boy exclusively eats Mac and cheese with hot Cheetos and as a result, smells like the interior of Chuck E. Cheese. Daniels are rarely ever taught how to read or write since they’re considered the scum of the earth. Typically, Daniels are the results of failed abortions.

...I don’t have a sentence to explain the proper usage of the name Daniel