Dutch Henry

When you shart in the bathtub.

"I was sitting in the bathtub with a lighter, ready to light my fart when I did a Dutch Henry!"

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Final Destination Moment

When you have a random premonition about your death and it causes you to make a drastic change in your actions.

Howie: "Whoa, check out that trailer hitched to that little Toyota pickup..it swerving everywhere!"
Jenn: "Can we speed up and get around it??"
Howie: "Why?"
Jenn: "I'm having a Final Destination Moment."

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Marf

Basically it's Otha's version of "scarfing" down some food, the only way he can.

Man duuuuuuuuuude.... I got really high and totally marfed down a gallon of ice cream, two pizzas, a pound of M&M's and a bucket of chicken wings in one sitting!