Strangulationship

A state of emotional connectedness between two people, where one or both of the individuals are overwhelmingly possessive.

You know your in a strangulationship when your girlfriend is overbearing. My girlfriend never allowed me to be alone with her sister, initially having no attraction to her sibling I naturally thought this behavior was ridiculous. However, after years of overwhelming mistrust her sister and I would occasionally flirt to poke fun at her ridiculousness. This ultimately resulted in wild unadulterated sex, with her sister, in the upstairs restroom at a family gathering.

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Roast Beef Residual

When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.

Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.

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