Cool beans

Something you say to express your appreciation for something, generally to the extent that it pisses off your friends.

Friend: Hey, did you see that new film? It was great!
Me: Yeah, it was cool beans!
Friend: Oh for fucks sake, stop saying that you absolute retard.

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AIDS

That nasty shit you get because your broke ass can't afford a condom. Maybe if you pulled them airpods outta your ass you might learn that you're gonna die soon.

Me: Hey man, what do you want for dinner?
Friend: Sorry, I can't hear your broke ass with my airpods in.
Me: At least I could afford to not die from the common cold.
Friend: What the fuck'd you say? You tryna say I've got AIDS?
Me: Yeah, you dopey prick.

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