Beanie Boy

A person who often wears a beanie, many of which resemble scene or emo boys, even when going into their 20's. They are not toys, so they don't like to be touched. They also seem to brag about having large genitalia, which may suggest a lack thereof. They have a disdain for mean or smelly people, boys in specific. There's supposedly a fondness for extra cheesy garlic breadsticks, as well as making jokes about someone's mother, if they offend them. This name was made very popular by a particular 'beanie boy' from Kansas, who now lives in LA, named Colby Brock. His and his friend Jake Webber's song about being a Beanie Boy from 2017 is a perfect example of all of these traits.

Friend: Are you watching that beanie boy again? What's his name? Corey?
Colby Fan: That's his friend's name. The beanie boy is Colby.

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