brainer

when you're excited to learn something new, eg. math, science. it's basically a boner in your brain a.ka brainer.

professor farnsworth: all of this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer!!!

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furniphilia

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx