A migrant worker who spends all his/ her days picking blueberry's in Hammonton NJ.
A Hispanics persons only job "blueberry picker".
Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!
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When A hard pice of shit is stuck on your ass hair and you have to fight it off.
AH Crap... I got a furry fighter.... Ill be out in a minute
Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.
Guy: Yo bro whats up?
Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.
Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?
Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.
Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!
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