the mistaken belief that by drinking until your liver turns to crumbly chalk, things will be better.
jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.
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someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent
the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
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the mud-dreadlocked, hippies at glastonbury. Not always present, but usually, as it rains most f*cking years.
isn't that the chick you hooked up with on friday? she's gone all glastofarian.