A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.
A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!
Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.
Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.
Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
To stare at something when you should naturally look quickly away from.
Comes from the saying "took advantage"
some girl1: "I was getting changed and was completely nude when some guy walked in on me"
some girl2:did he look advantage of you?
some girl1: yes, he stared at me, didnt saying the whole time and wouldnt stop even after I covered up!
A name given to someone who is completely stupid and a loser. Normally used to describe people using the nickname "spaded"
Spaded : I am a stupid loser
Some person : Oh shut u ass cock
means to not be cool and for people not to like
person1:socks with flip flops
Person2:Thats lame
Something you wish you will never will see or even HEAR said.
Silk: DWO 1.90 will be up in a year.
NewPerson: A year?! Aw man, that's a long time
DWO-Oldbie: Alright, I'd rather watch paint dry.
Emotion icon defining hunger or drooling.
"What? Your eating pizza? :F
price of donuts down in donut house
i'll take half glazed,1/4 jelly,and the rest cornbread