Hell 2 U

a fucking jojo reference

Person 1: HELL 2 U!!
Person 2: wow man you're such a quirky, funny and humorous person, i'm sure you have lots of friends

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Covid-95

An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.

Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus

Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!