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Sandy Susan

When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.

I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.

by somebody March 29, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bob Saget

Skinny pale middle-aged washed out celebrity with the body features of an eagle. Thought he would get his career back by sucking off some producer for a little cameo in some movies such as the classic "Half-Baked" and the asscrumb of cinema, "Dumb and Dumberer". Gave up on life and now sits in the corner of his room reading Newsweek and Vogue.

Bob Saget molested the Olsen twins with his pecker-like nose.

by somebody April 14, 2005

84๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž