harpoontang

(noun) whale-like female sexual prey; fat chicks

I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.

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carbon tumor

Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected

So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!