Bedlington

A shitty town in Northern England largely populated by chavs and other low-life subhumans. A large majority of the population is stupid, smokes, drinks every night, and lives off taxpayer money via benefits.

Local inbred: Haaaaw man hew lets gan doon the station and get pissed heeeeew!

Normal person: No, you chav scum. Ashington is far more civilised. Bedlington is shit and cold.

Normal person 2: Yeah, at least they have a McDonalds!

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