Jonmuhammed

Means a person is good if you don't talk a lot with him, but if he is a trusted friend than he will show you his dark side

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Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

Suicide

Suicide is a real thing. If you joke about it what is wrong with you? Suicide is when people unalive (Kill) themself if for some reason you didn't know that. Most people who commit Suicide are people who are bullied. Bullying is also not ok. If you have Suicide thoughts talk with someone you trust. They might help you but if they don't really help, call 1-800-273-8255.

This is a sentence of a real story

A girl who likes MLB: I like Lila
Most of the MLB fans: Lila is bad go kill yourself
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with Lila. You just made her commit Suicide