sushi slushee

the liquid that comes out with explosive force after eating at a bad Japanese restaurant

Thomas was shocked there were no napkins at the bad Sushi restaurant, but his messy sushi slushee afterward had him horrified that there was no toilet paper.

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Jobwin's Law

the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)

"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
OR
"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"

"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."