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A mustache.
Used in Season 16 episode 19 of The Simpsons
Boss:
I'm afraid you'll have to lose the, uh, hippie lip.
Flanders:
{Gasps} Get rid of Dr. Fuzzentsein?! Why, I couldn't dream of... thinking about... considering... {cut to boss with sad puppy eyes} ...I'll see what I can do.
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A facility where marine animals are used for research and then put on display for tourists.
Ex: The Alaska Sea Life Center in Seward, AK
Let's go to the whale jail and free Willy, that'll show those goddamn marine mammal biologists!
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A raven.
Given this name because they eat garbage (like eagles) but are typically seen in more urban areas, especially leafing through dumpsters in winter. Used in Alaska.
Can also be used to describe an actual eagle, with much less comedic value
Those ravens kept me up all night, screeching and tipping over garbage bins! Fucking dumpster eagles.
Hafa Adai (pronounced HALF A DAY) is "Hello" in Chamorro, the native language of Guam and the islands of the Northern Marianas. It's basically used the same way as the word "Aloha" in the Hawaiian Islands.
Hafa adai and welcome to Guam, "where America's day begins".
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Biology research so pointless its only real use is for the people who research it to sit around in armchairs discussing said pointless dribble with each other. Ironically, armchair biologists usually feel a false sense of superiority, insisting that the obscurity of their work only makes is more special and therefore noteworthy. Such research is often conducted in a whale jail and may or may not be cupcake science. In summary, armchair biology wastes money and time to help nobody in the end and armchair biologists are pretentious assholes.
Mark: Julie just spent 9 years on her Ph.D. figuring out the chemical compounds in eider spit from the western Aleutian Islands.
John: Nobody is ever going to give a shit about that in a million years, what a goddamn waste of time!
Mark: Yeah I know, another bright mind lost to armchair biology.
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