Dildo Dumping

The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.

Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...

Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.

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Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.

Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.