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A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.
I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.
the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens
my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens
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