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The rare combination of gonorrhea chipalis herpes and AIDs all in one...otherwise known as SAIDs (super AIDs). This is usually caried by monkeys, or people who have sex with monkeys and then return it back to their native land to spread. Monkey, however, are immune to the disease seeing that they have been living with it for many years, but humans are not so keen to this disease. BEWARE: if you or anyone that you know has recieved gonachipaherpalaids please imediately do something amazing with your life seeing that you are to die very soon. (i.e. go run naked at a NFL game).
"Man I went to Africa and saw some monkeys...there were no women so i said, 'what the hell,' and i tapped that..big regret though, i received gonochipaherpalaids, i'm gonna die in 3 months...i Fxckd up lol!!!11!one!!1 WTF was i thinking? IDK. ahh fxck ittyl pce out..." WADAFXUP?
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In spanish: A slang term for the word testicles, in english balls. The literal definition in English is eggs, but everyone time is say huevos in my spanish class i get into trouble. (This word is more practical than the english: balls, because of the fact that my testicles are not in the shape of a ball or any sort of nut, but in the shape of an egg..thanks Mexicans!)
Si usted desea el dinero, uno debe aspirar mis huevos
If you want the money, one must suck my eggs(balls, testicles, nuts etc.)
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Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.
"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"
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When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.
"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."
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