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Topportunist

A male in the gay community who will, under any circumstance, make attempts to attain a top and ruthlessly win over his affection.

male 1:"oooh, gurl, Ms Maddy must be in the market for a brand new beaux, she's been looking hella meloncollie lately..."
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.

by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019


Topportunist

A male in the gay community who will, under any circumstance, make attempts to attain a top and ruthlessly win over his affection.

male 1:"oooh, gurl, Ms Maddy must be in the market for a brand new beaux, she's been looking hella meloncollie lately..."
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.

by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019


girlzoned

the for equivalent with in the community.

male 1:"I know how I feel & I really feel like I have feelings... for you!"
male 2:"girl, please!"
male 3:"OMG, Richard just got girlzoned by that homo he's been lusting over, girl!"

by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019

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bananary

a unit of measurement for the situation that is only able to be described as "bananas".

hanna: omfg. i cant believe we survived that whole fiasco and apoca-dipped!

friend: on a scale of 1 to 9 i'd say it were at least 6 units of bananary!

by sonofavgvst May 23, 2019


emugator

an emugator is a person who decides its his/her best interest to take over the path and/or direction of yr life and aggressively does everything they can to keep you from finding out. usual efforts include gossip, phone hi-jacking, alienation, etc...

girl, if yr not careful that emugator is gonna take over yr life and not even know how to play video games correctly.

by sonofavgvst June 28, 2019


fag fracking

the act of exploiting the hormones of a eagar and naive homosexual in order to humiliate and control climate of situation. often used in synchronicity with trolling. origins come from resource extraction of crude oil where you pump a salty liquid into the earth forcing out any black gold.

friend: "this dude is all horny and out of his mind and willing to degrade himself for the sake of mankind, sounds like a good time for fag fracking. call Tina, she loves to watch.

by sonofavgvst May 23, 2019