fact

This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"

Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force

Me: wow that is such an ellen fact

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permafatty

these are the fat people at the gym who give up before they start sweating, drink everything but water while working out. and head strait to subway for a footlong meatball sub afterwards. In their mind since they go to the gym 3 times a week and eat subway they think they are doing something productive.

Friend: look at that chick over there, why is he drinking sobe while shes on the treadmill?

Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.

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permafatty

these are the fat people at the gym who give up before they start sweating, drink everything but water while working out. and head strait to subway for a footlong meatball sub afterwards. In their mind since they go to the gym 3 times a week and eat subway they think they are doing something productive.

Friend: look at that chick over there, why is he drinking sobe while shes on the treadmill?

Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.

come outside

this is another phrase used by people that bears not real conviction, the individual using said statement is picking you up fro one reason or another and can be anyware from outide your house to fifteen minutes away. typically this individual is impatient and the farther away they are from your house when they say this, the more likely they think you arnt ready yet.

are you here yet

ya im around the corner come outside.

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Gay

1. happy
2.homosexual
3. desription of something that is so awkward and unnatural to an individual that they feel offended for some reason unknown to them.

1. have a gay old time
2. gay bar
3. I cant believe youre wearing that gay ass shirt to the bar.

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actually

This is a word that is typically used by a know it all just before they release a flood of complete and total bullshit on an unsuspecting victim. What follows is usually restated later by the victim as a "fact".

Me: hey my dog eats his own poop its so disgusting

Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.

Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)

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douchebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?

Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips

yea whats his deal?

i dont know just some fucking douchebag.

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