Can

Can is the kind of idiot who understands girls but tries to act like he's never touched a girl before in front of his virgin friends. He's also notoriously known to say things at the absolute worst time. They use the word "eyy nice one" to identify themselves in front of other Cans.

Club President: The other schools are our friends; they help us out as much as we help them out.
Can: Eyy, nice one.