edelsa

edelsa is a majestical being. she likes to holler and her favorite snack is a cookie. she is the epitome of a miss thang and could possibly even murder her husband. not to bring weight into this but she can’t fit into some peoples close because she’s... nevermind.

“wow that bitch is crazy! she must be an edelsa.”

mary kachowski

dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!

“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”