hobotomy

any surgical procedure that is practiced on a hobo, prior to a real person, in order to protect the safety of mankind.

this woman needs breast implants, better do a hobotomy first.

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masterdater

A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!

Emily: Tom is the best masterdater I've ever seen!!
Kris: OMG!!11!1

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Hot Doglet

4 hotdogs and 6 eggs (scrambled) cooked into one massive omelet. Commonly made by unemployed students.

Tom: "Man, I am friggin starving and I have no money."
Dave: "Better make a hot doglet."

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