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Megan Thee Stallion's catchphrase that she says in every song, with tongue out.

Megan Thee Stallion: "What's up, it's Megan Thee Stallion, and ah ah ah ah ah ah ah."

Heavy-R

A porn website that has, well, repulsive videos. Examples are eating shit, sticking a firecracker up the ass, and more awful stuff like that.

I just checked out Heavy-R, and let me tell you, I’ll never be able to sleep again.

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qazsedcftgbhujmkolp

Just a cluster of letters that go up and down... up and down... and all that jazz.

Friend: "Hey, search up qazsedcftgbhujmkolp!"
Some Other Friend: "Um.... wha??

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ImgFlip

A website where you can make your own memes and add stickers to them, and is full of people who are obsessed with choccy milk, Among Us, and hating on TikTok.

Me: "I personally like ImgFlip, but the community is a little bit loony."

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

omfgwystfu

Stands for, "Oh, my fucking God, will you shut the fuck up?" When someone is babbling on and on and you're sick and tired of it.

Friend 1: "Did you know that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?"
Friend 2: "omfgwystfu"

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."