Shock Chan

A website that has all the shock pictures (Goatse.cx), shock videos (1man1jar), and shock loops (Meatspin).

Hello, I’m gonna be checking out Shock Chan. OH, HELL TO THE NO!! Bleach my fucking eyes!

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AATB

Stands for "All About That Bass". It's a song made by Meghan Trainor, which got her famous. It's a horribly catchy song and, as Bart Baker's parody says, shames thin women.

"If only I hadn't listened to AATB again... now I got it stuck in my head!"

Crack

Something you should never step on when you're walking on a sidewalk or else you'll break your mother's back.

7 yr old: "I dare you to step on that crack!"
Other 7 yr old: "Nah, I don't wanna break my mom's back."

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mvzjfaitw

When you've reached the point of boredom so you type these cluster of letters skipping two letters, backwards.

Me:"Damn, I'm bored, wonder what I will search up. Ah, I got it!"
*Searches "mvzjfaitw" on Google*