bird duty

To be on bird duty is to be in charge of cooking the turkey for thanksgiving. Applies in other situations too.

- I gotta go. Do you think you can deal with the turkey ?
- But I thought that Tom was on bird duty this year.

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idiotland

a place where only idiots live.

You're just sitting there, happy as an idiot in Idiotland on "Idiots get in free day" (Dick in Third rock from the sun)

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