perf

short for perfect.

“on my way over!”
“Okay perf”

coochie cobs

when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs

“yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”

dried up fishstick

when a woman fails to take care of her coochie cobs

“Maddie, you’re a used dried up fishstick”

ass ate emotionally

Wanting your ass ate emotionally means you want to have heart throbbing intercourse because you have a deep intimate emotional connection with someone.

I need my ass ate emotionally by you.

Urinalcake

when you eat a slice of cake after using the urinal

“Would you like a slice of urinalcake”?
“Yes please! I love urinalcake”!

roncert

a rave and a concert combined.

“where’s hannah?”.
“oh, she’s at a roncert”.

butthole technique

when you put your lips close together when puffing out weed smoke

“Yo do you use the butthole technique?”
“Yeah dude, it’s way easier to smoke in my dorm now.”