when a woman fails to take care of her coochie cobs
“Maddie, you’re a used dried up fishstick”
when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs
“yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”
Wanting your ass ate emotionally means you want to have heart throbbing intercourse because you have a deep intimate emotional connection with someone.
I need my ass ate emotionally by you.
when you eat a slice of cake after using the urinal
“Would you like a slice of urinalcake”?
“Yes please! I love urinalcake”!
when you put your lips close together when puffing out weed smoke
“Yo do you use the butthole technique?”
“Yeah dude, it’s way easier to smoke in my dorm now.”
a rave and a concert combined.
“where’s hannah?”.
“oh, she’s at a roncert”.