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Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.
"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.
"A..." Matt said, blushing.
Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
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A group of Twitter users who are South Asian and live in English-speaking countries. The girls usually obsess over Desi clothes, makeup, Bollywood movies, beards, and Zayn Malik or Sidaddy Malhotra. The guys usually like saying the n word, which makes Black Twitter and feminists very angry. Brown Twitter users love to beef over everything and anything: there's brown guys vs. brown girls, Twitter feminists vs. "Shareef Squad" (or the rest of BT)....or even specifically within Muslims on BT there's hijabis vs. non hijabis, Sunnis vs. Shias....all kinds of arguments. People on BT form their own little group chats and make their own squads. Brown Twitter is a big fucking MESS and everyone can agree on that one.
"Hey ugly ass chutiya, you followed some people on Brown Twitter yet?"
"Yeah we're in the NAIDP groupchat, and you can't join, sorry."
"That's cool, I'm part of MOB $QUAD and Hamids Squad, bruh did you see the beef that happened between iranikanjari and Shaun Singh?"
"Holy fucking shit, that was intense !!!!!"
"I'm part of all these groupchats, does that mean I'm in Brown Twitter?"
"Bitch you gotta get a tweet stolen by @Indian_Stats, or get blocked by him! Did you know he's a pedophile?"
"Everyone knows that, the screenshots are posted everywhere. By the way, I am blocked. In fact, he blocks everyone on BT who has 1k followers, he thinks we're 'powerful' lmao."
"Lmao bruh what an ugly ass pussy"
An annoying, perverted, irrelevant male who is very easy to spot, usually wears excessive deep v necks and an entire can of axe spray, maybe two. He is always on the prowl with his extreme thirst and because of his desperation for female attention, he is constantly begging for nudes and gets disappointed easily when a girl doesn't put out on the first date. He automatically assumes some chick wants the D when all she said was "hi" and being nice to him. He has no ambition in life and will end up having only these companions with him: herpes, chlymadia, gonorrhea, and HIV. For fuck's sake, please beware of fuqbois
"Who dat sprayin that axe everywhere my lungs gettin infected"
"That's Timothy over there he's a fuqboi"
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