crugly

adj.
1. a combination of crap and ugly
2. an unsightly person who soils himself in public

1. The combination of a pink sweater vest and stained kilt made Mr. Bojangles look very crugly.
2. The crugly experienced anal pleasure when he rubbed himself with kumquats in the produce section.

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grainscaping

The process of removing pubic hair by dipping your genitals in grain alcohol and lighting them fire.

Eby's mom was all like... You have to be in to grainscaping before you fuck me.

gaslamping

The act of lighting the gas from a fart while either getting a blowjob or going down on a girl... Under the covers.

Eby's mom is a freak... She won't let me go down on her without crazy gaslamping.

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