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Dave Katz

A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.

Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)

by soupsoupwowza April 2, 2022


Cuberty

The process a cube goes through as it matures. Contrary to popular belief, this does not turn a square into a cube, but sharpens the edges that had been rounded until that point. Cubes may be extra sensitive about their edges during this time, so do not point and laugh, simply give it a smile and move forward.

Person: Wow, Christopher looks so much sharper now that he's gone through cuberty!

by soupsoupwowza May 28, 2022