naff

slang describing someone, a "non-athletic fat fuck"

kim: jerry called you ugly yesterday at lunch.
meghan: pshh whatever he's a naff anyways

Beckwith Middle School

if you go to beckwith middle school, you might as well fall down an endless pit. "nO pHoNe zOnE" is honestly the dumbest thing ever and every teacher (a few excluded) suck really bad. dont ever go here for your own mental safety

me: i go to beckwith middle school, imma kill myself
kid: yeah same

hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass

mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM