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South Park

probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.

(south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda)

Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"

Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!

Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.

Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.

Cartman: What did you call me?

Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.

Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!

Petey: Uh-oh.

Stan: What?

Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.

Petey: That's right, he can.

Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!

Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!

Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

by south_park_kicks_ass May 28, 2006

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South Park

probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.

south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda

Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"

Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!

Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.

Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.

Cartman: What did you call me?

Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.

Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!

Petey: Uh-oh.

Stan: What?

Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.

Petey: That's right, he can.

Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!

Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!

Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

by south_park_kicks_ass May 28, 2006

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