The Swine

The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.

"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."

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Cover-up

When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.

If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.

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Time of the Month

When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.

Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.

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Election Day

(United States)
The 1st Tuesday of random months throughout the year when people go out to vote on things that don't matter to anybody at all.

(2008 United States Presidential Election)
The day 6.5 billion people watched CNN to see The Great Messiah Obama become the 1st black president of The United States of America.

"Who did you vote for last Election Day?"

>>"Who cares? It wasn't the 2008 United States Presidential Election."

"Good point."

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The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."