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Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 27, 2018


Merion Mercy

Merion Mercy Academy is located in Merion Station, PA, and is by far the actual best all-girls school in Philly, yet is half the price of all the other snobby WASP Inter-Ac schools like EA, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and is way more diverse than other Main Line girls schools the Academy of Notre Dame or Villa Maria. And, you actually have to be smart to get in. We're also just much better than the Mount. Period. Riley the dog is our one and only love, the messy bun is part of the uniform, and STP rules the school. We root for the Golden Bears, and Catherine McAuley's teachings play a central role in our educational philosophy. Our year is filled with fun stuff like Weenie Roast, Red Green Jingle day, Harvest Moon, etc... We have the best cafeteria (Dining Commons) in the Delaware Valley and the fries are divine. St. Joe's Prep guys are literally falling over themselves to date MMA girls. You'll meet girls from Delco, Montco, Philly and even South Jersey. Simply put Merion girls dominate in all they do!!! Three cheers for the blue and the gold!

Girls will be girls, but Merion girls will be ladies!

WE ARE?
Merion Mercy!
WHAT DO WE DO?
Live Mercy Seek Justice!

by southphillyclout January 16, 2018

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