Metatard

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

idgaf

Short for "I don't give a fuck."

News: Donald Trump nukes North Korea, North Korea nukes US
Me: idgaf
News: Club penguin is shutting down.
Me: *cries*

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