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The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.
Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.
The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.
Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.
Following a Portuguese Breakfast, the decadent meal is shared between consenting adults in the form of a snowball.
Jack enjoyed Gary's Portuguese Breakfast so much that he insisted in letting his partner taste the decadent concoction for himself. The couple spent the better part of the morning in bed together enjoying a Portuguese Snow Day.
During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.
Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.
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