just friends

A polite way of saying "never gonna date/screw/ect."

Hey (insert name), is that your boyfriend?

No, (insert name of opposite sex) and I are just friends.

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confucius say

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

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