Wet Wilma

When a girl puts her finger in her vagina, then puts it in your ear

I was trying to sleep in, but Nancy woke me up with a wet wilma.

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Nantucket Steamer

While a woman lies naked on the floor, a man covers her in seafood bi-product (clam, oyster, lobster or crab shells, shrimp tails, etc.) she then rubs them on her torso, while the guy stands over her masturbating. when he climaxes, he yells "and there's the tarter sauce bitch"

Last night we had take out from Shells, and afterwards Nancy got on the floor for a Nantucket Steamer

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